the pickup artist strikes again - today's casting notices.

my box is flooded with casting notices. i'm in a giving mood, so i'm passing the best ones on to you within the next week or so, so check back daily.

you'll notice i included vh1's "the pickup artist" in today's casting notice. i do this mostly because i think its hilariously lame. and probably to prove some strange point of today's crappy tv and start a pondering on how in the world this show got a second season.

forgive me, all you "pickup" fans, but i just find him and the concept extremely "tool"ish, to bring back a word from 1998.

i mean seriously girls, the guy's name is "mystery". he's the type of guy that i conscientiously avoid when i go out. the kind of guy i give the reject line to when he asks for my phone number - just so he thinks i'm being nice but i'll never really have to see or talk to him again. (if you've never heard of the reject line, google it, very handy).

why? first, his attire is ridiculous. its beyond confidence, its just plain lack of reality. i might stare at him in a bar, but not because he's got a great pickup line or is smooth with the ladies - but because i'm trying to figure out which costume shop he got that flamboyantly tall hat from. seriously? you've got to be joking.

second, the long hair. no, not sexy tousled bed hair, but long, vampire, silky smooth girly hair. no, no, no.

third, the voice. now i know he can't help it and i have no problem with his voice in a normal world. just not as "the pickup artist".

fourth (as if i need a fourth). i don't want to hear the same words out of your mouth that you've said to the last ten girls you tried to get to go home with you. you might fool us in the bar, but once that fades and you run out of script.........its like a trainwreck. we might stick around for a bit in awe of the mess, but when its all done, we'll just keep on down the road.

anyway, i'm sure he's a great guy, and i don't mean to rip on him (just in case he's reading), but seriously..............is he the best you could get, VH1?

girls, watch out. a "mystery" pick up artist clone is coming to a city near you. you never know when they will strike. but you can most certainly spot them by their giant furry hats.






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VH1’s “THE PICK UP ARTIST” is back... and so is Mystery

We are now casting guys to be on season 2

*ARE YOU A QUIRKY BUT LIKEABLE GUY WHO HAS TROUBLE PICKING UP WOMEN?
* WOULD YOU BE CLASSIFIED MORE AS A “GEEK” THAN A “STUD” when it comes to dating women?
*WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY VIDEO GAMES (GUITAR HERO) THAN GO OUT ON A DATE???

We're looking for likeable and quirky guys who are intellectual, but a bit socially stunted when it comes to women. You can be confident in other areas of your life, just not when it comes to figuring out women!

Seeking guys, 21+ who fit the following:
1) You are more geek than stud
2) You are shy or akward when interacting with beautiful women
3) You manage to say all the wrong things to women
4) You are intellectually gifted, but socially stuntded
5) You have no clue what women want (don't worry, no guy does!)

This is the reality show of a lifetime to help you gain self-confidence with the opposite sex.



ADDITIONAL OPEN AUDITION:

Saturday, April 12th
1pm - 4pm
7038 W. Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90028

This is a great opportunity for members in the Los Angeles area to meet the Casting Director’s and some of last season’s cast members from the show!

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-sara

what you've been missing.

after an extended vacation, i'm back and ready to blog again. i thought i'd start out by giving you what you've missed over the past few weeks.

i've always questioned those classifieds ads that read "looking for women to pose for artistic photos" for like $50. wow. why not just say "looking for women to get naked for free and lay on my basement floor at my mom's house (because i still live there) so i can take pictures for personal use." just say no, ladies.

these listings do NOT contain the above.

1. PCM Media Group, Inc is searching for a motived, self starter to court businesses and potential advertisers with spot advertising and sponsorship opportunities.
Advertiser will sell spot time within "Source One TV" a national Christian Music News Program. (website - www.SourceOneTV.com)
Shows will utilize news, music, and interviews to communicate the Message of Christ.
For more info, please contact Paul at 314.754.8825.

2. I need an assistant a few days a week $10 an hour let me know if your interested! You must have your own car. Your job would mostly be returning clothes to stores but would also including shopping and on set styling assist. No experience needed just a love of fashion and a good grasp on Nashville shops. Please email me with your myspace profile so I can learn a little about you!job-488854156@craigslist.org

3. Active Rock 102.9 The Buzz/Nashville is looking for its next Program Director. Applicants should have experience in Rock and/or Alternative as a Program Director or as a Music Director with a good track record, be able to lead a hungry staff, pull an airshift, be a street demon, know how to integrate a syndicated morning show, have experience with MusicMaster, be promotionally savvy, have some (or a lot) of web experience, and have a killer instinct. The Buzz is independently owned with no corporate layers -- it's radio the way it used to be. Nashville is quickly becoming the music capital of the U.S. and the Buzz is the only station in Nashville playing New Rock. This is a great opportunity for the right individual ready for the next challenge. Email aircheck and resume to dwarfield@cromwellradio.com

more to follow......

-sara

Top 10 Jobs of the Week

As promised, here are the Top 10 Jobs of the Week.

Please also email me at sara@harshmedia.com if you are LOOKING for work or HAVE a service you'd like to advertise. I plan to put together something similiar to help you advertise and find work.

1) We are currently looking for freelance photographers to travel to hotels in the United States of America. We require photographers with specific equipment specifications and qualifications. Please see list below
Qualifications: 1. Minimum 1 year in photography of virtual tours/panoramic or architectural photography 2. Must be over 21 years of age (required for possible travel) 3. Must be experienced in digital DSLR format and studio lighting 4. Must possess good customer service skills 5. Must have Valid North American drivers license Equipment Qualifications: 1. At least 1 professional DSLR over 6MP 2. Must have solid tripod and the ability to have different heads 3. Must have workable bubble levels for head, tripod and camera 4. Must have panoramic head 5. Must be capable of portable image storage, laptop, storage drive, etc 6. Must have equivalent to full frame lens range of 18 to 105mm 7. Must have computer with DVD R/W 8. Must have own vehicle No Post Production Required To apply please send resume, full equipment lists and link for portfolio viewing. job-408996017@craigslist.org Compensation: Shooting Day rate up to $300.00USD per day, plus expenses

2)We are a female fronted rock band out of Nashville who could use some help building our website. This is a great opportunity for students/beginning designers who need to build up their portfolio. I will compensate $150 for the whole project. I will also promote your work to our website-needy musician friends- so it will be a great way to get your name out! I will require a contract be signed just so we can guarantee to eachother that the work will be done and the money will be paid. We have the domain, artwork, and photos- just need to find a fresh, creative way to present it! Drop us an email, send a link with your work! job-408926425@craigslist.org

3)High-end building products boutique is seeking professional, confident, quick study to assist in various creative endeavors. Must possess the following skills:
-Quark or Adobe Creative Suite CS2 or higher. This means: Photoshop, Illustrator or Indesign, and Flash. -Microsoft Office Duties:
-Maintain and create print catalog -Maintain Flash website Hours: approximately 20 per week.For a sampling of what you will be working with, please visit our current website at www.architectural-specs.com Please send a detailed resume, including phone number as we will be conducting interviews this week and next. job-408094002@craigslist.org

4)PA needed for feature film shooting August 29- September 22. Excellent opporunity to break into the film industry, must be willing to work long hours, variety of jobs and duties expected. Please send an e-mail if interested. Location: TN Compensation: $2,000 Deferred pay job-410364092@craigslist.org

5)I need a Hair Dresser that is in a UNION and can work locally in Nashville, TN. We are holding open auditions for a new ABC Dancing competition. I would need you on September 15th. There are 3 on-air celeb judges that you will be working with. job-409392968@craigslist.org

6)Are you interested in becoming a Marvel Super Hero? We are looking for talent to portray Spider-Man for upcoming live appearances which include store openings, in store promotions, mini shows, trade shows, etc. You must be at least 5'10" to 6'2" tall, be physically fit and in shape to wear the spandex costume (spandex is not forgiving). You also must possess a thorough knowledge of Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends (Spider-Man is a speaking character). We are looking for responsible, creative, funny and smart individuals to portray our characters. If you are interested, please email your interest along with all of your contact information/phone number/body dimensions/photos including full body shots to general@marvelappearance.com. If you would like to learn more about us, please check us out at www.marvelappearance.com Compensation: $150.00 FLAT RATE - 4 HOUR EVENT

7) Dates are as follows Sept 12th (Tuesday) thru Sept 15th (Sat). Locations are secured and script ready. Shooting on P2 hvx with 35mm lenses. Director is an accomplished screenwriter with many credits. Looking for a DP who can create alot from very little.
Compensation: Food,lodging, salary Negotiable agapicfilms@gmail.com

8) CASTING IMMEDIATELY!! FOX Announces a new GAMESHOW based on TRUTH: FOX’s newest GAME SHOW quizzes contestants on their “truth” with a lie detector determining if their answers are FACT or FICTION. Contestants who are up for the challenge are hooked up to a lie detector and asked 21 questions. If a player answers all 21 honestly, as determined by the polygraph, he or she could walk off with $500,000.
You must be a US Citizen or permanent legal resident of the U.S. You must be 21 years old or older Contact us immediately: Twinsworld1@aol.com Please put "TRUTH" IN THE SUBJECT TITLE Please include your name, age, city/state, contact tel number, occupation, a recent photo and a brief explanation as to why you want to be a contestant on Nothing But the Truth.

9) For Your Imagination is looking for attractive women to appear on it's comedic web series the Patrice Oneal show. The web series features one of America's most notorious comics, Patrice Oneal and documents the backstage life from the actual show. If interested please contact Russell_Denniston@yahoo.com please make sure you include a head shot and resume. The shoot date is scheduled for Wednesday the 5th of September @ 1PM.

10) Looking for a cameraman for Russell Simmmons' H2O TV channel in Nashville. Must have the following equipment - Panasonic 100a or equivelent camera- lighting- shotgun or lavalier mic - tripod You will be meeting with artists and conducting the interviews from behind the camera. Questions will be provided. job-410667626@craigslist.org

As always, please pass this on!

-sara

top 10 job opportunities of the week

how was everyone's week? i am GLAD its friday!

to make this blog more useful to you, each friday i will post the "top 10 job opportunities of the week". these will be jobs geared towards the creative arts community and most will be freelance or contract work, unless otherwise specified. please pass on this blog to producers, directors, designers, photographers, models, actors, musicians, etc......anyone you think could benefit from this information.

it is my aim to put the best information all in one place so you don't have to scour through the internet for hours. if you have seen or know of any that i haven't mentioned, feel free to post them by placing a comment. afterall, its all about helping each other and build a network community, right?

hit the "subscribe" button to be the first to receive these opportunities, and encourage your friends to do the same. you can email this blog to your friends by pressing the little envelope button at the bottom of this post.
here are this week's.....

Top 10 Job Opportunities of the Week

Directors, Producers, Musicians, Actors, Models, Makeup Artists, Video Editors, VoiceOver.......

1) Experienced DP with great eye, and extensive film experience needed for feature shooting in 9 days. Writer/Director is USC Film School Grad, has directed several short films that have been in festivals, sold a feature script in November. Shooting Aug 29- Sept 22. job-401477525@craigslist.org Compensation: $1500 upfront, $10,000 deferred , 2% of the film Location: Columbia,TN

2) We are making a 16mm short on oct 7,8,9 (subject to change). We are looking for a cinematographer with a great eye and familiar with 16mm film. Equipment is provided. job-401377415@craigslist.org Compensation: Conract work. Please let me know your rates.

3) We are seeking video and editing professionals in the area of Nashville to take on various projects. Professionals being the key word. When doing contract work for us you represent us and reflect our expertise. Only serious applicants should apply. We are not looking for help from other companies. This is a freelance, contract position for those of you that would like to do that kind of work. Videographers will need the following: * A 3ccd or better camera. ( when you send in your resume and equipment list please list the models of each camera you have. ) * A Wireless lavaliere microphone with receiver and transmitter. * A shotgun microphone available to put on your camera * On cam lighting unit in case you need it indoors. * Tripod * Your own vehicle and drivers license. We do ask that you have experience in shooting and are able to mail in sample work for our review with your resume and cover letter. A media or film/video degree would be helpful but isn't a must. All editing applicants must have the following: * Final Cut Pro, Avid, or Premier ( We do prefer FCP though ) * 2 years experience editing * A degree isn't a must, but helpful. * An external drive * The capability to make full color labels ( laser or print ) * The capability to capture ( you must own something like a deck or a camera in which you can use to capture at home with.) * The capability to create menu systems with chapter marks. * Of course, a good computer system of your own that you edit on. For those of you that are interested we are now accepting resumes, cover letters ( tell us why you want to do this job ) and a sample disc is a must. Aside from your normal reel we would like to also have an example of your audio quality. Videographers and Editors in this area are interested in obtaining future projects then please send resumes, cover letters, and sample discs to our Hiring Staff at: CSP Clayton Green PO BOX 25131 Farmington NY 14425 Please mention your rates ( hourly, daily, weekly ) Also list the types of video jobs you are most interested in doing and if there are any that you don't feel comfortable with.

4) I am looking for a makeup artist for 2 - 3 day shoot. Looking for someone who can make an alien face for a sci-fi comedy short. The shooting days are Oct 7 - 10 but are subject to change. Must have a demo reel or web page. I prefer that you provide your own kit. job-399068308@craigslist.org Compensation: Let me know your rates.

5) We need an overweight 30 something male to play a sherrif in our upcoming feature film. We start shooting in just a couple of weeks so need to act quickly. Please respond with qualifications for more information and the breakdown of this role. job-399549859@craigslist.org

6) VIMBY (Video In My BackYard) is a new video content network is seeking independent Preditors (producer, shooter, editor) to create original segments for broadcast on the web. And we want you to join our team, become a part of the VIMBY nation. We are seeking content from all over the nation, with an emphasis on the local lifestyle, whatever is going on in your backyard. We want content that is hip, creative, and relevant to young people.
The ideal applicants must have access to equipment and be able to produce, shoot, and edit complete pieces with a quick turnaround. All content will be focused on the following genres: Action Sports: Skating, surfing, snow, motocross, water sports, black top basketball, etc.
Music: the hottest new acts, coolest venues, and best events in your area. Cars: the people and the autos that dominate the import tuner, muscle car, drifting, and off road scenes. Nightlife: the newest and most exciting restaurants, bars, lounges, and clubs in your city Life: fashion, news, entertainment, shopping, and lifestyle.
You are welcome to produce content for more than one genre, but if you have a knowledge or passion for a particular genre, please let us know. We want to know how well you are connected to these local subcultures, so tell us a little bit about yourself. Knowledge of these local communities is as important as knowledge of filmmaking. Based on the quality and substance of the content, we will pay between $500-$700 for a completed segment. All segments should be between 3-5 minutes. Hopefully, we can form an ongoing and permanent relationship. Please send your resume in the body of your e-mail to hr@vimby.com and please include a link to your online portfolio or url where we can view examples of your work. Also, please let us know what type of camera and which editing system you will be using.

7) National department store is seeking models both male and female to appear in fall ads ages 6-30 years all ethnicities and experience levels. Beginners encouraged to apply. This will be a great chance to get exposure on a national level. To apply send 1 to 2 photos to talent@majortvjobs.com include name, age, clothing size and contact phone number.

8) I am producing some different podcasts and need 1 male and 1 female for Voice Talent. I need you for about 1 hour at a studio on music row to record /produce VO. Please email example of work or link to work. No Exp ok if you have a great voice. job-395817408@craigslist.org

9) We're shooting a feature film in Portland and the script calls for a VH1-ish or MTV-ish video to be on the TV during a girls' slumber party. We want something professional, no grunge, but something that'd be seen late night/early morning. This is a chance to showcase your band. We're aiming for the film-festival market with an eventual (2008) theatrical release. You will most certainly receive credit (along the typical "performed by", etc.). We only need about a 30 second video clip. This is a low-budget feature so don't expect a million-dollar deal but could get you some exposure and will certainly be a cool credit to add to your band's resume. Please note this is a PG/PG-13 film. Family friendly-- i.e. no swearing, no overtly sexual content, and so forth. Please send the LYRICS of your song in response to this ad. Also, if you have a clip posted online somewhere, that'd be great. We will want to sign a contract for licensing rights. job-395362060@craigslist.org

10) Looking for fresh faces to cast in popular TV series. Searching for the next BIG LOOK! Only those eager to start and willing to work should respond. Send me your comp card and stats. This gig pays extremely well. Job posted for a limited time. Email me at: ActingQuest@inbox.com

well, that's this week's top 10.

-sara

p.s. if you'd like to see other types of jobs that i haven't mentioned here, like full-time jobs in certain areas, drop me a comment and let me know.

tips from someone other than me.

for the past three mornings my cat has woken me up by getting on the bed and staring in my face at exactly 5:48am. is it possible he knows what time it is? is it possible his hunger overtakes him at exactly the same moment every morning? is it possible he just wants to taunt me until he drives me mad?

enough of the banter. although it does really puzzle me.

tip of the moment:

this past weekend was barcampnashville. for those of you who couldn't attend or who have no idea what i'm talking about, it was an all day affair for nashville's music, technology, marketing and design communities. i'd suggest bookmarking barcampnashville so you don't miss the next one. its a must for anyone wanting to take it to the next level and stay on the top of trends.

for those of you that attended, i'd love to hear your thoughts. and in the spirit of barcamp, exchange virtual business cards, if there is such a thing.

-sara

first impressions are lasting impressions

the first blog. i've dreamt about it all night and expected it to be some elaborate, amazing post. maybe filled with big words, intelligent thoughts - you know, something idea provoking. lights, sounds, bubbles, ponies.

okay, so i didn't really dream about it all night. and there are no ponies. or bubbles.

i must introduce myself - i'm sara, wife of the main man behind the HarshMedia concept. together, we run a business out of nashville, tn that specializes in photography, graphic design, music production and video production. if you'd like to know more you can visit the website: HarshMedia.

enough about us. this blog is all about the creative arts industry. we invite anyone involved in the creative arts to comment and get involved. photographers, producers, directors, designers.....we also invite models, actors, musicians, businesses to get involved. it is our vision that this become a forum for lively discussion among business and client, a place to better understand each other, a place to network and link amongst us.

so, introduce yourself, what you do, where you are, what you need, who you are. it all starts with a conversation.

feel free to add the bubbles and ponies as well. i'm just not that good.

-sara

p.s. please pass this blog on to your friends, clients, colleagues that you think would enjoy being a part of it.